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</html><description>Soms begint de dag gewoon verkeerd. De telefoon ging al voor de wekker was afgelopen. Daarna zet ik het koffiezetapparaat aan zonder dat ik er water en koffie in had gedaan. Bij het opstarten van de pc blijkt dat mijn virussoftware geen virus en spyware definities bij kan werken. Ik ga daar koffieloos mee aan...</description></oembed>
